Regina George is flawless.
She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
I hear her hair’s insured for $10,000.
I hear she does car commercials. In Japan.
Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
One time, she met John Stamos on a plane.
And he told her she was pretty.
One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.
