Dumbledore: [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh… “Severus” Snape. Do we have a “Severus” Snape here?
Severus Snape: It’s Severus.
Dumbledore: Oh Severus, here you go, one for you… And none for Bellatrix Lestrange, bye
Bellatrix: Who’s that from?
Severus Snape: Thanks for being such a great friend. Love, Voldemort. That’s so sweet.
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